.::Ann's Mischief::.beauty always comes with dark thoughts...::.

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morbidwritings

(December 24, 2006-)
+17:30]*

three Fs.-

fins. fur. feather.

yesterday, i went to collect the adidas jacket. it was really cool. i don't mind if it has been worn once or twice cause that colour is a rare find.

then, vimala and i went off to eat fish and chips. most of the time, it is either fish and chips, chicken rice or hokkien mee. you will not see me trying anything new. unless, it is highly recommended. so far, fang fang has not let me down.

but then, we struggled to eat it as the portions were really big. half the time, we were bursting in laughter all the ah mas in the coffeshop turned to give us the are- you- mad stare.

vimala kept spitting the food at me as she couldn't contain her excitement at times. haha, she and her new found police friend. rofl. remember tattoos are a big NO!

we then went to bowling. haha, managed to clear it only like twice cause the first game is like a warm up.

but, we are the queens of gutter balls.

countess S.K Ann....
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(December 21, 2006-)
+18:19]*

deja vu-

i hate movies with crappy endings.

modern time travel + cool devices + ugly lead actor + crappy ending

= DEJA VU.

we were warned abt the ending but refused to believe it until we saw it for ourselves.

haha...elmo? that was hilarious. but, $100 for a make up kit was the extreme thing. planned to go for bowling but too bad they were having some league.

this ah pek thought the bowling alley was a kopitam. he was squatting and eating economical rice. he made perfect gutter bals. lol

with no other choice, vimala and i headed to northpoint to take neoprints. we were really tired. thanks to the non- stop dance we had the day earlier.

now, i must go do my chores. bed making, dusting, sweeping, mopping..etc; my mother should be proud to have a daughter like me. ok, let me go burn off some fats!

countess S.K Ann....
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(December 17, 2006-)
+12:54]*

sinful pleasures.-

i am eating a lot these days. maybe, it's because i am a growing teen. please don't say otherwise cause this is the only reason i can use to comfort my craving for food

i ate two mac spicy burgers for dinner. eermm..that was for fri. but, yesterday i had huge portion of rice, two cups of ice cream and fried noodles. the rice made me feel drowsy that i almost slept at the restaurant table.

then, the stupid manager pulled a prank on my sister by faking price of the bill. haha, the look on her was a milliom bucks. she fell for it. i bet he did tt just to get to know her. it is bloody obvious. he even gave his card to my mum. haha, so it was a big hint! great, i might soon have a brother-in -law who can supply give tons of food. FAT HOPE!

then we headed to vivocity-shopping. got my x'mas gift from mum. i swear i didn't pester her. she bought it for me out of her goodwill. who can miss the charms of the rooftop scenery. so i brought my family there. the place was full of litter. diapers with faeces, plastic bags, etc; please, this is not east coast beach ah.

countess S.K Ann....
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(December 10, 2006-)
+18:33]*

calendar chaos.-

at last, we went to escape. it is really hard to meet up especially when my friend gets called up for press coverage. haha, the idea of press coverage, sounds chime too me.

anyway, escape was packed. first of all, it is the holidays and second, they are having a promotion. a typical singporean will never fail to miss a good deal. haha, we even tried the mini roller coaster, as the indoor one was closed. after that, we had the usual- BEN & JERRY'S. if only, all ice creams tasted like this. HEAVEN.

after that, we headed to VIVOcity. i had to show vimala the man made beach. it is really nice. forget what i said abt in the previous entry, i actually yearned to see it again. we could'nt have dinner there, as it was dammn crowded. so, we went to yishun.

and vimala said she spotted minister mentor walking with his wife. eermm, he will more likely be thinking abt the economic prospects for sg in year 2020. she must be drunk. the alcohol has long term effects on her sight.

haha, my relatives are thinking of visiting today. this is actually for deepavali. maybe, they might have gotten their calendar wrong. we are ready for x'mas to take off.

countess S.K Ann....
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(December 05, 2006-)
+20:43]*

ball?-

finally, went to vivocity today. yeah, i know pathetic. it was super huge. it has an arcade, pet safari and a man made beach. woah! tt's cool! we took pics at the beach. seriously, the beach looked more like a flooded area. like some pipes came faulty and started gushing water.

haha, fang fang was abusing joyce like 3/4 of the time. in fact, they took turns. fang fang had to sit down in very sit we passed by. eerm, is that what they mean by age gets to you fast?

anyway, someone is planning to get into the guiness book of records for having cheeks that can be visible from outer space. CHINA! don't just sit back and enjoy the winning at the asian games. started working on your nxt proj (it has to be bigger than great wall of china) this person's cheeks are going to steal the fame frm your country. am i sarcastic? it depends one's perspective. u don't fucking play with the wrong person.

eermm...how you do create a blog? omg! are you technologically disabled? if you know how to access the goddamn internet than you shld know how to follow simple instructiosn to create an online diary. so one needed the animal kingdom to help them in this process. or maybe, i reckon the fats has gotten to your face and hinder your eyesight. then i suggest, a botox treatment. make your skin firmer today!!

it takes one to know the other. so the things abt whore, dying soon, not telling the truth to parents, etc; i bet you have experienced or are experiencing now. so quit judging people and see your own ass first. yeah, two is always better than one.

countess S.K Ann....
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(December 04, 2006-)
+12:04]*

strange encounter.-

vimala and i decided to go to downtown east. we met up like 4.30. went to thread and eat. haha, so by the time we left bukit batok it was already like six. the long ride to pasir ris was not boring as we were camwhoring like hell in the train.

7.30
we are at pasir ris. but, where exactly is escape? we are searching and asking for directions. we are singaporeans and we still ask for directions to escape??!!!

7.40
thank god, finally! but, hey where's the ticket person?
then, this so-called friendly approached us with a ****ing smirk on her face.
"you only have like 15mins left. so it is no use buying the tickets. besides, the rides already have long queues"

eerm...wth! the tickets sales closes at seven and the place closes at eight. please, it is the school holidays now! close it at ten lah. we were so angry i swear if i had tattoos at my back with the blue prints of escape's layout.we would have escape into escape. don't laugh..i am serious!

hahaha, so we decided to head to pasir park. the lanes were dark and creepy. the view at the beach side was fantastic. but, we didn't have anyone special to share it with. :(((( we sat and listened to songs on the mp3. haha, then we started to beocme wacky by doing actions for the songs. we really looked psycho! we tried to scare away the other love -birds but our efforts were in vain.

the beach view was idyllic. the rhythmic pounding of the waves..full moon...the cruise liners ahead. perfect!

on our way back to the main, we decided to take a photo at this lamp post. some thing white thing appeared at the back of vimala. we started running like crazy. then, the light at another lamp post just went out! some guys were like doing ghost sounds. so the scary moment became comical to us. then, a cat ran across us. i glad to be alive and not have fainted and died on the spot.

after the whole thing, we decided to cool ourselves with ben and jerry's choc chip cookie dough. yummy! i am still feaked abt the whole incident. but, wth! we had an incredible time.

countess S.K Ann....
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first job..down the drain.-

so we went to this interview for a book promoter job. later did we know that the shop is not at all situated in jurong east entertainment centre. so we actually spent 2 hrs walking ard trying to spot any bookshop which needed one. best part of all, we forgot the number to the interviewer.

so we went thrgh the tedious task, of calling my house and calling the bloody interivewer who did not pick up her phone until like the tenth or eleventh time. then she came and gave us our forms to fill in.

it had quesitons like, have you heard vj times before? have you rwad any book from them before?

so i was like practically scanning thrg my brain as i have seen the vj times thing somewhere. then, decided it had to be frm the 'nightmares' series. i did all this to get a good impression ok. so the form will not be so blank. guess what? my guess was correct. in fact, the other interviewer was the author of the book. haha, i bet even a dog could write that book. please! it is not a novel or non- fiction book to put in impressive adjectives.

just say one day, tom was walking down the dark alley when he saw this strange figure...walahh! the story is done. so i backed out of the job as we had to sell things in the fun fair a.k.a pasar malam.

countess S.K Ann....
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